So here's a little ponderance. When a pig goes to slaughter, it weighs 200-400 pounds. When a cow goes to slaughter, it weighs 400-550 pounds. Now stay with me here. Hippos can weigh anywhere from 3525-7055 pounds. Why aren't we breeding hippos in all our neighborhood drainage bayous and feeding everyone hippo?!!!
Seriously, they look delicious to me. I think this plan is totally going to work.